Step 1
Upload one room photo
No setup marathon. Drop in a clear photo from your phone and let the AI inspect the whole scene.
AI decor commentary
Your room asked to be roasted.
Upload one photo. RoastRoom spots the questionable decor choices, writes a brutally funny roast, and packages it into a card worth sharing.
One photo. No design expertise. First roast free.
Roast preview
“This room has three lamps and still no bright ideas.”
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Funny, never personal
The jokes target decor decisions—not the people in the photo.
02
Your photo stays yours
We do not claim your upload or publish it without permission.
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Ready for the group chat
Every result is formatted as a crisp, shareable roast card.
From room to roast
Three steps. One highly shareable reality check.
RoastRoom keeps the experience fast enough to try on impulse and specific enough to feel made for your space.
Step 2
Get a sharp, playful roast
RoastRoom turns decor details into specific jokes that land without getting cruel or personal.
Step 3
Export the punchline
Download a polished roast card sized for sharing in group chats and across social feeds.
Pick your burn level
Pay for roasts, not another subscription.
Start free, then grab a pack when every room in the house deserves commentary.
First Look
$0
Try the room roast experience.
- 1 AI room roast
- Shareable roast card
- Standard export
House Tour
Best value$9
A five-roast pack for your entire questionable floor plan.
- 5 AI room roasts
- High-resolution cards
- Multiple roast variations
- No watermark
Party Pack
$19
For friends, parties, listings, and content nights.
- 15 AI room roasts
- High-resolution cards
- No watermark
- Roast variation controls
Before you upload
Questions with straight answers
Your decor can take it
Give that room the feedback it avoided.
Upload a photo and get a personalized roast card in minutes.